mom when i finally reach the third to last page of the paragon: “SURPRISE!”
it reads, “Hurray! You did it! Bye, bye, we will miss you.”
lol, family. stop it

(Source: awesomephilia)

michael invites me to participate in gameover’s pokemon battle tournament?

panic! at the great mosque.

i am a mountain lion…

today:

• work
• drive to panda express
• consume panda and watch the three musketeers (orlando blooms everywhere)
• work, part II
• dinner with the family and watch man on a ledge (successful douche was successful)
• late night dinner date with christian
• laundry
• bed with mommy:3

first bad idea of the evening: watching chernobyl diaries with jimmy (because of the terrifying creatures and my mind is just doing awful things to me right now)

second bad idea of the evening: adding too much lemon to ben’s suggested “hot water/lemon/honey” mixture that supposedly cures sickness

when digging out honey from the jar,

i feel like winnie the pooh…

that. was such. a bad idea.

uh,

where is my chapstick?

son of a bitch

young harris does not accept visa at this time…how am i supposed to pay for college now?

GENIE!

if you don’t stop interrupting jasmine and aladdin’s kiss, i’m going to kill you!

You know what makes me happy?

illseeyousoon-then:

Buying books. I love books. when I feel alone, I pick up a book and they comfort me.

Reading is like an escape for me. It takes me to this whole other world. They take me on adventures with people who don’t exist but once you start reading they somehow become important to you.

I love how books make me feel. It’s wonderful.

we ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine us.